Application for Girlfriend

Name

Address

City

State

Zip -

Age

IQ

Breast Size Note priority

Height ' "

Weight

Phone Number () -


1) In the event of my death during the tenure of our relationship, I am not opposed to having my body used for necro-erotic acts. SA SD
2) If all life on the planet, save for 46 people, were exterminated, I wish to be among the survivors. SASD
3) I find a man falling asleep directly after sex to be a turn on. SASD
4) I know that I will never live up to the expectations of the man I aim to please. SASD
5) I understand that sex should be and act shared only between consenting adults, and that if consent is given in the changing room at Sears, it should not be turned down. SASD
6) I have never pulled a gun on any strange men I've found lurking outside my window at 4:00 a.m. SASD
7) I mind it when my lover calls out another persons name in bed. (either real, or imagined) SASD
8) I understand that the obsessive need to re-alphabetize the spices in the cupboard may sometimes be more important that our plans for that evening. SASD