Posts Tagged ‘random’

Good Morning

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Every day this week I have been forcing myself to get up at 07:00. Naturally, I am somewhat of a nocturnal person, left to my own devices, the time I go to bed will get progressively later and later. Combine this with the fact that I have been unemployed for approximately the past 8 months, my sleeping schedule has fallen into what is "normal" for my body. The only limiting factor in this equation is the fact that I have two small children.

Toby has actually gotten pretty good at going to bed at a decent time. He used to be pretty much of a night owl, but (thanks to the efforts of my wife) has been managing to go to sleep at a normal time for a 2 1/2 year old boy on most nights.

Then there is Random… Much like her brother when he was younger, she tends to stay up fairly late. I am pretty good at getting her to sleep by standing up with her and rocking her, but that does not always work. I can only hope that in time, we will be able to get her to bed at an earlier time.

This will become very important to them as they get older and start going to school. I have always felt that school starts entirely too early. I understand most of the reasoning behind it. They try to get the kids to school before their parents would traditionally have to go to work, but it was always so early. I have always felt that my grades in school would have been better had I started even 2 hours later. Then again, maybe I should have just studied harder.

I will be starting my new job this coming Monday. I will be required to be in Ann Arbor by 8:00. My current wake time of 7:00 most likely won’t be sufficient. I plan on eventually pushing my alarm clock back another half hour tomorrow to get my body used to being a morning person once again. Once I have acclimated to 6:30, I’ll probably push it back again to 6:00. That should give me plenty of time to lollygag before having to go to work.

Toby’s First Blog Post

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Random Love Letter

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

Dear carton of orange juice,

God, you precocious blade of grass!

I’d fuck a greedy bald kitten despite everything a million times if you’d only let me paint a goldfish.

I just want you to know that to drive you wild with desire, I’d torment a Doberman.

I love you, you dead rose. I promise I’ll fart on a sexy sexy greedy sweet delicious guilty bashful worthless syphilitic sweet German Shepherd just to make you happy. If you loved me like I love you, you’d blow kisses at a kitten. Oh, I can’t make clothes out of a guilty salmon because I love you so much.

I love you so much! What have I done to offend you? What do I have to do a million times just to remind me of you? I never meant to tickle a invaluable pirahna

I just want you to know that so that I could live in your dreams, no matter what they say, I’d propose to a dirty dirty greedy lawyer.

(from here)

Live Journal Drama

Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

it’s so not fair that I have Saturday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I’ll just sit home alone and brood listening to “The Wall”.

said they wanted to go to a concert but wanted to do something else :-(.

I feel like I’m so scared! I am so going to kick out of the house. They got totally drunk Thursday and barfed all over my car!

told me that told that I got caught talking crap about . What a crock! Don’t let me hear about that again or I’m going 2 whup asses!

I feel so irritated! Why does keep posting images in their journal?! I keep telling them I’m on a modem! I’m going to unfriend them to teach them a lesson!!!!!!!!!!

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

23 songs at random.

Thursday, February 19th, 2004

Step 1: Open your MP3 player.

Step 2: Put all of your music on random.

Step 3: Write down the first twenty-three songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing.

Step 4: Wait for complaints about the esoteric nature of your mp3s

  1. Saron Gas - Tied My Hands
  2. Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie - Space Welcome Wagon
  3. Jucifer - Lambs
  4. Duncan Sheik - On a High
  5. Megadeth - Train of Consequences
  6. The.Simpsons.S02E22.Blood.Feud.(BMan).ShareReactor.avi
  7. Five Iron Frenzy - Walking on Sunshine
  8. Jack Off Jill - Star No Star
  9. TRUSTcompany - Running From Me
  10. Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
  11. Taproot - I
  12. Jeff Buckley - New Years Prayer
  13. Spookey Ruben - Mars
  14. Taproot - When
  15. Andrew W.K. - Take It Off
  16. Mr. Bungle - Insect Horoscope
  17. Type O Negative - Love You To Death
  18. J. Geils Band - No Anchovies Please
  19. Taproot - Mentobe
  20. Razed In Black - Hawaiian Industrial
  21. Larry The Cable Guy - Analogies
  22. Chevelle - Grab Thy Hand
  23. The Bloodhound Gang - R.S.V.P.

(stolen from )