Daniel E. Renfer’s Blog

Dear carton of orange juice,

God, you precocious blade of grass!

I’d fuck a greedy bald kitten despite everything a million times if you’d only let me paint a goldfish.

I just want you to know that to drive you wild with desire, I’d torment a Doberman.

I love you, you dead rose. I promise I’ll fart on a sexy sexy greedy sweet delicious guilty bashful worthless syphilitic sweet German Shepherd just to make you happy. If you loved me like I love you, you’d blow kisses at a kitten. Oh, I can’t make clothes out of a guilty salmon because I love you so much.

I love you so much! What have I done to offend you? What do I have to do a million times just to remind me of you? I never meant to tickle a invaluable pirahna

I just want you to know that so that I could live in your dreams, no matter what they say, I’d propose to a dirty dirty greedy lawyer.

(from here)

it’s so not fair that I have Saturday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I’ll just sit home alone and brood listening to “The Wall”.

said they wanted to go to a concert but wanted to do something else :-(.

I feel like I’m so scared! I am so going to kick out of the house. They got totally drunk Thursday and barfed all over my car!

told me that told that I got caught talking crap about . What a crock! Don’t let me hear about that again or I’m going 2 whup asses!

I feel so irritated! Why does keep posting images in their journal?! I keep telling them I’m on a modem! I’m going to unfriend them to teach them a lesson!!!!!!!!!!

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My pimp name is: Diamond Anas Pappy