My Onion Horoscope
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005You said the only thing you wanted was for your child to be born with all 10 fingers and all 10 toes, so you’ll have no right to complain when you find out exactly where the digits are.
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Not much of a suprise…
Wednesday, March 10th, 2004Your Reverse Astrology Results
Red is your most probable sign and Blue is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).
Red is your most probable sign and Blue is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).
| Aries | Mar 21 to April 19 | 43 |
| Taurus | April 20 to May 20 | 50 |
| Gemini | May 21 to June 21 | 73 |
| Cancer | June 22 to July 22 | 45 |
| Leo | July 23 to Aug 22 | 50 |
| Virgo | Aug 23 to Sep 22 | 49 |
| Libra | Sep 23 to Oct 22 | 58 |
| Scorpio | Oct 23 to Nov 21 | 40 |
| Sagittarius | Nov 22 to Dec 21 | 68 |
| Capricorn | Dec 22 to Jan 19 | 37 |
| Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb 18 | 69 |
| Pisces | Feb 19 to Mar 20 | 69 |
According to our analysis, you are a Gemini, May 21 to June 21. But you are certainly not a Capricorn, Dec 22 to Jan 19.
You claim to be a Gemini, and, as expected, the miraculous powers of astrology have proven themselves.
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