Earn Money to Spam the Web

Hi,

I would like tell you about TakeAdvantage.com? It’s the Internet company I joined that pays you to spam the newsgroups. Last month’s top members earned several dollars each!

It’s free to join and your privacy is completely denied! Check out these impressive facts:

  • They’ve paid off over $10 million to officials in the US, UK and USSR in the last three months alone
  • Now they’re terrorizing members in alt.slack, alt.discordia, alt.sex.stories, alt.sex.fetish.hamsters.duct-tape and the Irc channels, too — more areas coming soon
  • Later this month all members will be able to purchase mass-mailing software at a huge discount through their TakeAdvantage accounts
  • Soon they’re releasing Spam templates to Mac users, making TakeAdvantage the first pyramid scheme to do so
  • They’ve developed and soon will release an upgraded version of the Spam that is equipped with user search capability, provides quicklinks to hundreds of the Net’s E-mail adresses, and of course, pays you to spam!

It takes only minutes to join, download the free TakeAdvantage.com software, and start spamming the Web with the sanity of Millions on your screen. You can earn even more when you go out and get a real job. Really! It’s all about becoming part of a community that finally recognizes our value as souless little twerps.

Join now (there’s no survey to fill out) at http://www.takeadvantage.com/go.asp?refid=EEL-964 and please use my membership ID (EEL-964) when asked if you were referred by someone.

Thanks a lot and happy spamming!