Daniel E. Renfer’s Blog

I’m sorry, but when you buy property on a place called “Haunted Hill”, you have no right to act suprised when you find out your new home is posessed.

What do you call someone who doesn’t know about agnostics?

I wonder if efficency would go up if we started selectively breeding monkeys for Shakespeare-writing abilities?

I need to find a discordian preist that’s willing to travel to michigan to perform a wedding ceremony

Dora and Diego wouldn’t last 5 minutes in the real world without the kids in the audience shouting out what to do.

I just managed to get myself an invite to Orkut If you want an invite, message me.

There’s more to publishing your page in XHTML than just simply throwing an XHTML doctype at the top of the page and putting xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" on your html tag. You actually have to, you know, make sure it’s well formed.

You know, no one ever rolled their eyes when a classical pianist played some Mozart cover.

I came within $310 of qualifying for the Earned Income Credit.

Softcore porn was a lot cooler when I was 14

It takes a special dinner to get drunk off tacos