Daniel E. Renfer’s Blog

I love it when Trolls will chime in to post a bit of flamebait/insults, but not quote anybody, or make it clear who he is refering to. Someone sure feels pretty burned right about now… If only we could figure out who.

An infinate number of monkeys with an infinate number of typewriters, could produce Shakespeare, but first you have to throw out the billions of pages of crap, and random letters, and monkey drool, and James Joyce.

Have you ever just wanted to spell/grammar check something that someone else has posted online, and send them a copy of the corrected version? I wonder how many people would be offended?

The K&R Indentation Style pisses me off! “One True Brace Style” my ass! I’m sorry, but it’s so much easier to read code when you can draw a straight line from the ending brace to the beginning brace. That’s why I always use BSD style

If you want to see what tags I have used for my posts, click on: http://www.kronkltd.net/wp/tags.php.

If I try to track my packages with UPS‘ Quantum View^SM, does that change where they are at?

Google has decided to celebrate the anniversary of the lunar landing, by giving us a map of the moon!

Now we just need driving directions.

(Hint: zoom in all the way to see what the moon is really made of.)

Spoiler Warning!!! Resist the urge to interpret the images you see before you into words, thus saving you from the plot twist being discussed below.

Honestly, does anyone not know by now that Bruce Willis is dead in The Sixth Sense?

(also, click here to be horribly disapointed.)

The old joke: “Take my wife… please.” Has an entirely different meaning when told at a swinger’s convention.

Today is Cow Appreciation Day

I’m going to go have a hamburger for lunch… and I’ll appreciate it. Oh boy, will I!

If the ATM will only let me pull out cash in multiples of $20, then what is the point in making me enter in the change when making a withdrawl?

It’s time for parents to take a stand
for the preservation of this great land
’till the things that scare us are burned or banned
or smashed to smithereens

Once the reefer has been destroyed
we’ll start on Darwin and Sigmund Freud
and sex depicted on celuloid
and communists and queers

Lecturer: When danger’s near, exploit their fear

The ends will justify the means

(exerpt from the final song in Reefer Madness: The Musical)

Are there any female Elvis impersonators out there? If so, I really need to find some. I have this idea for an all-Elvis porn. I think it would sell… What do you think?

It pisses me off when I see the closed captioning on the TV so completly off compared to what was actually said.

There’s nothing like pooping in a fresh diaper…