Archive for May, 2005

Engrish Coffee Mug

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

As seen on my coffee mug at work. (Which I never noticed until today.)

Caution: Don’t fill with hot water & coffee too full into your mug, ¾ of the capacity recommended.

Master Ninja’s Insult

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Master Ninja's Insult of the Day

Baby Shower

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

Baby Shower for Tobias James Renfer.

Garden City Park

May 22, 2005 @ 11:00 a.m.

Parents: Amanda Mac Innis & Daniel Renfer

This Just In…

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Ben’s an ass.

This Hurts

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Damn Migrane

Lazy Saber Dueling

Friday, May 20th, 2005

After watching Episode 3 and Episode 4 back to back, I’ve realized that Darth Vader and Obi-Wan just didn’t care about putting on a good lightsaber fight when they met up again on the Death Star. They both just stood there swinging their swords. What kind of lazy-ass Jedi doesn’t even try to move, or jump, or force-push, or anything like that?

The Personality Defect Test

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

Emo Kid

You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

I probably made you cry, didn’t I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

  1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
  2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
  3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
  4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

[Emo Kid]

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 11% on Rationality
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You scored higher than 11% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 25% on Brutality
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You scored higher than 20% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

DSL, Cable, What’s the difference?

Saturday, May 7th, 2005

I’m used to people confusing terms when they talk to me at work, that’s why I usually won’t correct them when they say that they are having problems with their DSL. I’m sure I could inform them that they actually have a Cable Modem, but what’s the point? That’s why I found it rather odd when the customer, who had VOIP service through us, couldn’t find the coaxial in port on their modem. Turns out they had DSL after all. They hung up to call SBC.

Should have tried that first.

Saturday, May 7th, 2005

After getting majorly pissed off the other day because I couldn’t get my stylesheet to use the Exslt extensions I needed without including all of their *.xsl files in my Mycyclopedia folder, I realize that it works just fine without them. This will make things a lot easier.

Tags Galore!

Saturday, May 7th, 2005

I’ve added two new features to my site. All of my new posts will have links to the relevant Technorati tags at the bottom. Also, I will be including the most recently updated links to my del.icio.us page in the sidebar.

If you would like to see what sites I find interesting, add http://del.icio.us/rss/duck1123 to your RSS aggregator.

Another Chick Tract

Friday, May 6th, 2005

Here is a tract about why D&D is better than Vampire, and why LARPing leads to furries.

I want this.

Friday, May 6th, 2005

Put this on the list of things people should get me.

First of May

Sunday, May 1st, 2005

First of May

By Jonathan Coulton

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