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If any one thinks that our choices of baby names are bad, (Tobias and/or Random) should check out Baby’s Named a Bad, Bad Thing and see some of the horrible names people have come up with. (and yes, I did a quick scan to make sure “Random” was not in there.)

You said the only thing you wanted was for your child to be born with all 10 fingers and all 10 toes, so you’ll have no right to complain when you find out exactly where the digits are.

The Onion’s Horoscope for Gemini. 03/30/2005

Taking medication always depresses me, because the bottle reminds me that I don’t have any heavy machinery to operate.

How far in advance do you have to schedule it in order for it to be considered Scheduled Maintnance?

He who receives an idea from me receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.

- Thomas Jefferson

Every HR department should be required to show this video to new hires.

Check out this short Batman movie, done in Lego.

You know, somewhere out there, there is an alternate universe where the Yankees just said; “Go on, you Confederate bastards. Get out of here! We don’t need you anyway.”

FROM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA,
Detention Block AA-23 cell# 2187,
DEATH STAR

URGENT ASSISTANCE - STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
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Have you ever read the subject lines of the spam you receive and thought to yourself, “Gee, I wonder if this line would be something I could base a poorly-drawn cartoon off of?” Me either. Thankfully, some of us don’t think that way.

Michael Buffington has given us 5 questions to help you determine if the person you’re talking to is an actual person, or a robot in disguise. This is certainly more effective then the load of crap that Rick Deckard had to go through in Blade Runner.

When I ask, “Can I have your phone number, please?” I do not mean, “Lets see how quickly and incoherently you can recite your phone number, okay?”

it’s so not fair that I have Saturday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I’ll just sit home alone and brood listening to “The Wall”.

said they wanted to go to a concert but wanted to do something else :-(.

I feel like I’m so scared! I am so going to kick out of the house. They got totally drunk Thursday and barfed all over my car!

told me that told that I got caught talking crap about . What a crock! Don’t let me hear about that again or I’m going 2 whup asses!

I feel so irritated! Why does keep posting images in their journal?! I keep telling them I’m on a modem! I’m going to unfriend them to teach them a lesson!!!!!!!!!!

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Even though determinism might never happen, physics was still a good idea.

Never to be outdone by McDonald’s “I’d Hit It” campaign, Burger King (Germany) invites you to “Pimp My Burger“.

I have gotten so many lifetime waranties, they should just give me a free car.

The other day I ordered a new VOIP phone from Vonage. It should be here any day now. In the meantime, you can speak to my voicemail @ (734) 238-0649.