Archive for August, 2004

Religious Definitions

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004


Religion Definition
are you mono or polytheistic? Quasithistic
do you subscribe
to a major religion?		 Orthodox Discordianism
how do you feel
about Jesus?		 He was a great neophite. A wonderful person who had to watch
his ideas corrupted by his “folowers”
what holy book
do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)		 21 inches in 21 days.
do you believe
in reincarnation?		 I'll tell you in my next life.
do you believe
in the traditional heaven and hell?		 No.
do you believe
in ANY heaven and/or hell?		 No.
do you think the
god(s) are vengeful or nice?		 Yes.
do you believe
in angels?		 Not quite.
do you believe
in miracles?		 I believe in the capacity for highly improbbable things to occur
do you believe
in predestination?		 No, but I believe in statistics.
do you believe
in original sin?		 No.
do you believe
in freedom of will?		 Yes.
do you believe
in souls?		 Kinda.
what do you
think will happen to you when you die?		 All time ceases to be.
do you think
there will be an armageddon?		 March 18, 2005
why do you think
we exist?		 Why not?
do you believe
in life on other planets?		 Yes. (but I am doubtful of life on Earth)
do you believe
in evolution?		 Yes… It's called progress.
do you think
religion and science will always oppose the other?		 I think people will always try to oppose each other, so yes.
what would you
say to God if you met him/her/them today?		 Hey, what's up?
anything else we
should know?		 fnord

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No Box is Too Small

Monday, August 16th, 2004

No box is too small for K-Y Jelly

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I would totally let Right Said Fred open for me

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
Your band by
jesus_spiced
Username

Pick an obscenity

You will be the Lead Guitarist
Your groupie will be lostangelumbra
Your cover band will be started by gtcollinz
Debut CD name (Self Titled)
Your next tour is May 22, 2006
Opening band Right Said Fred
You sound like a mix between Pink Floyd
and Anti-Flag
Band quirk You're so awesome you all get crucified
Typical band cliche You collaborate with Trent Reznor


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Kerry Vs. Bush

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004

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