Archive for July, 2004

In my pants

Sunday, July 25th, 2004

Go through your winamp playlist at random, pick the top 15 songs, and add the words “in my pants” to the end of each song.

  1. Underworld - Pearl’s girl in my pants
  2. Faith no more - I won’t forget you in my pants
  3. Kittie - Suck in my pants
  4. Mr. Bungle - Retrovertigo in my pants
  5. KMFDM - Godlike in my pants
  6. U2 - Discoteque in my pants
  7. Zug Izland - Take me home in my pants
  8. Pat Boone - No more Mr. Nice Guy in my pants
  9. Megadeth - Sweating bullets in my pants
  10. Butthole Surfers - Whatever in my pants
  11. Refreshments - Interstate in my pants
  12. Reel Big Fish - Beer in my pants
  13. Linkin Park - Cure for the itch in my pants
  14. Mushroomhead - These filthy hands in my pants
  15. Alice in Chains - Again in my pants

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Nigerian 419 Mad Libs

Thursday, July 22nd, 2004

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Noun #1:
Noun #2:
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Post 535

Wednesday, July 21st, 2004

If you ever wish you wern’t born, and then in a flash, you never existed, but then since you were never around to make that wish, you end up getting born anyway, then that’s a pretty shitty wish… I say you should get another one.

Post 534

Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
The

Last Cigarette: Few minutes ago, on break

Last Alcoholic Drink: Strawberry Daquri, Sunday night

Last Car Ride: 2 hours ago, on my way to work

Last Kiss: 2 hours, 10 minutes ago, before I left.

Last Good Cry: My birthday, (don’t ask)

Last Library Book: Understanding Relativity by Leo Sartori (haven’t returned it yet)

Last book bought: HTML Utopia: Desiging without tables using CSS by Dan Shafer

Last Book Read: same

Last Movie Seen in Theatres: King Arthur

Last Movie Rented: from a video store? Chicago

Last Cuss Word Uttered: Meakrob

Last Beverage Drank: Water

Last Food Consumed: Chicken Taquitos last night

Last Crush: by crush, i assume you mean an unrequited attraction, in which case,
you’re not cleared for that.

Last Phone Call: Amanda, talked to her on Sunday from in front of Farmer Jack

Last TV Show Watched: Stargate: Atlantis, last night.

Last Time Showered: 4:35 today

Last Shoes Worn: the same shoes I wear everyday

Last CD Played: Breaking Benjamin - We are not alone

Last Item Bought: 2x 2ltr Cherry Coke, 1 carton of Marlboro Reds, 1 bag of Ranch Rollitos

Last Download: Ad-adware 6, while working

Last Annoyance: this customer I’m working with right now. (if your modem is
unplugged, then no lights are lit)

Last Disappointment: I didn’t get laid last night

Last Soda Drank: Cherry coke, this morning

Last Thing Written: Cherry coke, this morning (what did you expect?)

Last Key Used: F5

Last Words Spoken: “Okay”

Last Sleep: 7:30 am - 3:30 pm today

Last Ice Cream Eaten: That pepermint ice cream that Morgan and Amanda bought

Last Chair Sat In: the one I’m sitting in now.

Last Webpage Visited: http://172.30.1.138/CMStatus_results.jsp?macAddress=00080e6545d8&cpeAddress=&phoneNumber=&ipAddress=&Submit=Generate+Dynamic+Report

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Post 533

Saturday, July 17th, 2004

Your Temperament is Idealist (NF)

Idealists, as a temperament, are passionately concerned with personal growth and development. Idealists strive to discover who they are and how they can become their best possible self — always this quest for self-knowledge and self-improvement drives their imagination. And they want to help others make the journey. Idealists are naturally drawn to working with people, and whether in education or counseling, in social services or personnel work, in journalism or the ministry, they are gifted at helping others find their way in life, often inspiring them to grow as individuals and to fulfill their potentials.

Idealists are sure that friendly cooperation is the best way for people to achieve their goals. Conflict and confrontation upset them because they seem to put up angry barriers between people. Idealists dream of creating harmonious, even caring personal relations, and they have a unique talent for helping people get along with each other and work together for the good of all. Such interpersonal harmony might be a romantic ideal, but then Idealists are incurable romantics who prefer to focus on what might be, rather than what is. The real, practical world is only a starting place for Idealists; they believe that life is filled with possibilities waiting to be realized, rich with meanings calling out to be understood. This idea of a mystical or spiritual dimension to life, the “not visible” or the “not yet” that can only be known through intuition or by a leap of faith, is far more important to Idealists than the world of material things.

Highly ethical in their actions, Idealists hold themselves to a strict standard of personal integrity. They must be true to themselves and to others, and they can be quite hard on themselves when they are dishonest, or when they are false or insincere. More often, however, Idealists are the very soul of kindness. Particularly in their personal relationships, Idealists are without question filled with love and good will. They believe in giving of themselves to help others; they cherish a few warm, sensitive friendships; they strive for a special rapport with their children; and in marriage they wish to find a "soulmate," someone with whom they can bond emotionally and spiritually, sharing their deepest feelings and their complex inner worlds.

Idealists are rare, making up between 20 and 25 percent of the population. But their ability to inspire people with their enthusiasm and their idealism has given them influence far beyond their numbers.

Which one are you?

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

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Wealthville 13
Tower of Commitment 50
Fame City 122
TravelWorld 219
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Thursday, July 15th, 2004

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London’s Science Museum is full of crap.

Thursday, July 15th, 2004

Burning human feces sounds like a good idea

“Poo power is certainly something I would consider if it were practical.” — Jon Tucker, London Science Museum

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2004

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Post 529

Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
which of your LJ friends would come to see you perform at a strip club?
LJ Username
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receives a lapdance from you sydneyvicious
gets extra favors after the show stonemirror
buys you a drink temujin9
gets kicked out by the bouncer for licking the pole sixilix
doesn’t tip you at all,that fucker lostsoulslament
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Post 528

Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
Which of your LJ friends are you most likely to have a threesome with?
LJ Username
threesome partner 1 bloodredmoon13
threesome partner 2 stonemirror
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I’m not quite sure of the likelihood of this pairing, truthfully… I mean there are so many better combinations out there… oh well, stupid meme generator

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Post 527

Monday, July 12th, 2004

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100 Best/Worst Movies

Monday, July 12th, 2004

IMDB’s Top 100 Best Movies of All Time


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Rank

Movie

Didn’t See It

Started It

Finished It

Hated It!

1

Godfather, The (1972)

Started It
2 Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
3 Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
4 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) Finished It
5 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) Finished It
6 Casablanca (1942)
7

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)

Finished It
8 Schindler’s List (1993) Started It
9 Shichinin no samurai (1954)
10 Star Wars (1977) Finished It
11 Citizen Kane (1941)
12

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)

13

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

14

Rear Window (1954)

15

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Finished It
16 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Finished It
17 Memento (2000) Finished It
18 Usual Suspects, The (1995) Finished It
19 Pulp Fiction (1994) Finished It
20 North by Northwest (1959)
21 12 Angry Men (1957)
22 Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain, Le (2001)
23 Psycho (1960) Finished It
24 Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
25 Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966)
26 Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) Finished It
27 It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) Finished It
28 Goodfellas (1990) Started It
29 American Beauty (1999) Finished It
30 Vertigo (1958)
31 Sunset Blvd. (1950)
32 Matrix, The (1999) Finished It
33 Apocalypse Now (1979) Finished It
34 Pianist, The (2002)
35 To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
36 C’era una volta il West (1968)
37 Some Like It Hot (1959)
38 Third Man, The (1949)
39 Taxi Driver (1976)
40 Paths of Glory (1957)
41 Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
42 Fight Club (1999) Finished It
43 Boot, Das (1981)
44 Double Indemnity (1944)
45 L.A. Confidential (1997) Finished It
46 Chinatown (1974)
47 Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
48 Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
49 M (1931)
50 Requiem for a Dream (2000) Finished It
51 Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
52 All About Eve (1950)
53 Se7en (1995) Finished It
54 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Finished It
55 Saving Private Ryan (1998) Started It
56 Cidade de Deus (2002)
57 Raging Bull (1980)
58 Rashômon (1950)
59 Wizard of Oz, The (1939) Finished It
60 Sting, The (1973)
61 Alien (1979) Finished It
62 American History X (1998)
63 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
64 Léon (1994)
65 Vita è bella, La (1997)
66 Touch of Evil (1958)
67 Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
68 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Started It
69 Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
70 Great Escape, The (1963)
71 Wo hu cang long (2000)
72 Reservoir Dogs (1992)
73 Clockwork Orange, A (1971) Finished It
74 Amadeus (1984)
75 Modern Times (1936)
76 Ran (1985)
77 Annie Hall (1977)
78 Jaws (1975) Finished It
79 On the Waterfront (1954)
80 Braveheart (1995) Finished It
81 High Noon (1952)
82 Apartment, The (1960)
83 Fargo (1996)
84 Sixth Sense, The (1999) Finished It
85 Aliens (1986) Finished It
86 Shining, The (1980)
87 Strangers on a Train (1951)
88 Blade Runner (1982) Finished It
89 Metropolis (1927)
90 Duck Soup (1933)
91 Finding Nemo (2003) Finished It
92 Donnie Darko (2001) Finished It
93 General, The (1927)
94 City Lights (1931)
95 Princess Bride, The (1987) Finished It
96 Toy Story 2 (1999) Finished It
97 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) Finished It
98 Great Dictator, The (1940)
99 Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957)
100 Lola rennt (1998)
Which movies have you seen?

IMDB’s Top 100 Crappy Movies of All Time

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Rank Movie

Didn’t See It

Started It

Finished It

Liked It!

1 Manos’ the Hands of Fate (1966) Finished It
2 From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3 Future War (1997)
4 Space Mutiny (1988)
5 Troll 2 (1990)
6 Eegah (1962)
7 Hobgoblins (1987)
8 Backyard Dogs (2000)
9 Santa with Muscles (1996)
10 Gigli (2003)
11 Going Overboard (1989)
12 Werewolf (1996) Started It
13 Uomo puma, L’ (1980)
14 Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975) Finished It
15 Glitter (2001)
16 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
17 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
18 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Finished It
19 Kazaam (1996) Finished It
20 Leonard Part 6 (1987) Finished It
21 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
22 Hercules in New York (1970)
23 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
24 Baby Geniuses (1999)
25 It’s Pat (1994)
26 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) Finished It
27 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Finished It
28 Cool as Ice (1991)
29 Bolero (1984)
30 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994)
31 Mitchell (1975) Finished It
32 House of the Dead (2003)
33 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) Finished It
34 Teen Wolf Too (1987) Finished It
35 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983)
36 Vercingétorix (2001)
37 Captain America (1991) Finished It
38 Steel (1997) Finished It
39 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) Finished It
40 Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
41 Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
42 Rollerball (2002)
43 Ringmaster (1998)
44 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
45 Master of Disguise, The (2002) Finished It
46 Problem Child 2 (1991) Finished It
47 Spice World (1997)
48 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Finished It
49 Mr. Nanny (1993)
50 Cop & 1/2 (1993)
51 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) Finished It
52 Honey (2003)
53 Street Fighter (1994)
54 Jaws 3-D (1983)
55 Double Dragon (1994) Finished It
56 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) Finished It
57 Crossroads (2002)
58 Barb Wire (1996)
59 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
60 Bats (1999/I)
61 FeardotCom (2002) Finished It
62 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
63 RoboCop 3 (1993) Finished It
64 Mangler, The (1995) Started It
65 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
66 Iron Eagle II (1988)
67 Best Defense (1984)
68 Mac and Me (1988) Liked It!
69 Ticker (2001)
70 Grease 2 (1982)
71 Mr. Magoo (1997) Finished It
72 Glen or Glenda (1953)
73 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
74 Mr. Wrong (1996)
75 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) Liked It!
76 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) Finished It
77 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) Finished It
78 Avengers, The (1998)
79 Jury Duty (1995)
80 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
81 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) Finished It
82 Derailed (2002)
83 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) Finished It
84 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) Finished It
85 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) Finished It
86 Caddyshack II (1988)
87 Weekend at Bernie’s II (1993) Finished It
88 Omega Code, The (1999) Started It
89 Super Mario Bros. (1993) Finished It
90 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
91 Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) Finished It
92 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Started It
93 Endless Love (1981)
94 McHale’s Navy (1997) Finished It
95 Nothing But Trouble (1991) Finished It
96 On Deadly Ground (1994)
97 Kangaroo Jack (2003) Started It
98 Batman & Robin (1997) Finished It
99 Pet Sematary II (1992)
100 Leprechaun (1993) Finished It
Which Unfortunate movies have you seen?

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Post 525

Monday, July 12th, 2004
LJ friend stats
LJ Username

LJ friend who likes you the most

painfullyuncool

LJ friend who wants to meet you

sixilix

LJ friend who has a crush on you

borghalrantipol

LJ friend who looks up to you

kiwitayro

LJ friend who you should get to know better

simplystellar

Percentage of LJ friends who actually read your entries - 32%

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Post 524

Thursday, July 8th, 2004

Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don’t know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.

Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.

– Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

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What the hell?

Post 522

Tuesday, July 6th, 2004
If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything…
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice Bastard Sword
Appearance Street Clothes, flying using telekinetic powers
Your Battle Cry… Is a reason you to surrender

Foes slain upon first strike: - 86%

What you fight Society
You fight…. For Respect
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The greatest question of our time

Sunday, July 4th, 2004

OK, maybe this isn’t the greatest question of our times, but hopefully the title caught your attention.

For quite some time now I have dealt with an issue of surmounting concern. It’s one that has troubled me when my mind wanders to the absurd. I’ve tried answering this question Algebraically, Chemically, and Physically (haven’t tried spiritual or metaphysical yet).

Here is the issue:

What do you get when you add mild taco bell sauce to hot taco bell sauce?

Algebra would say that if Hot = A and Mild = B then you would have A+B (hot + mild sauce) which this would mean that the hot sauce would be hotter.

Chemically speaking, adding a diluted solution to a stronger solution would result in a diluted variant of the first solution, provided that the materials combined were of the same type. (I checked the ingredients . . . This is a big 10-4) this would result in a variant that could be called “Medium”

However physics would dictate that matter is neither created nor destroyed and that by adding to the potency of the hot sauce, the amount of jalapeño would increase and therefore create a hotter version of hot sauce. (But I don’t believe this is on par with the Fire Sauce)

Then I figured I’d go to someone who works in the food business. This brought in a friend who is a chef (not a taco bell employee though), his response was that the mixture would add more water to my flavoring sauce and that would create a weaker version that I could call medium. This was a fast answer from him, and despite the science that I could use to say otherwise, he sided with the medium sauce.

So what is it? Hotter or milder

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