Daniel E. Renfer’s Blog

1. Go into your LJ’s archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

“Happy Chaoflux by the way.”

Sex Meme

1. have you ever had sex with more than one partner at the same time? if so, what was the ratio.
   Yes. 2:1, 1:2, 2:2
2. where was the most unusual place(s) you have had sex (if it’s in a house, no matter which room, it doesn’t count)…
   I would have to say my most unusual place was on a trampoline at this guy’s house that we had just met. (April was dating him.)
3. have you ever had sex in public (whether or not others knew)?
   Yes, many times
4. have you ever used food (whipped cream, liqueurs, vegetables, whatever as long as it is edible) and do you have a favorite? is this something you do often or was it a one-time thing?
   Yes, many times. Allthough it’s not really that great
5. have you ever had cyber or phone sex… with a regular lover rather than a stranger?
   I used to, years ago. Allthough I haven’t in a while
6. when was the last time you did anything new sexually… was it your idea or theirs and… are ya willing to share?
   I’m always exploring new things sexually it seems like. Sometimes it’s my idea, but many times it’s my partner(s)

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Okay, so I’m using the excuse of needing an opportunity to sit down and write a Live Journal post to get out of sitting in the car with Amanda as she drives out to Inkster to pick up Cindy. I guess that means I should actually get something written this time.

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Added ‘Worked At’ and ‘Lived At’ information to the Dictionary system

‘You’ Stuff

• 001. What is your name: Daniel Emerson Renfer
• 002. Spell your name backwards: refneR nosremE leinaD
• 003. Date of birth: May 31, 1981 CE. (Confusion 5, 3147)
• 004. Male or female: Male
• 005. Astrological sign: Gemini
• 006. Nicknames: Lord Anas Mystosis Nebuchadnezzar XXXVII, Duck
• 007. Occupation: Comcast Internet Tech Support / Web Programmer
• 008. Height: 6′0″
• 009. Weight: 245
• 010. Hair color: Blue/Black (currently), Brown (naturally)
• 011. Eye color: Brown
• 012. Where were you born: Jackson, MI
• 013. Where do you reside now: Ann Arbor, MI
• 014. Age: 22
• 015. Screen names: Duck1123 (everywhere)
• 016. E-mail addy: Duck@Kronkltd.net
• 017. What does your screen name/email stand for: Duck, my nickname plus the first four digits of the Fibbonachi sequence. (I used to love Square One)
• 018. What is your LJ name: Duck1123
• 019. What does your LJ name stand for: I wanted the same name as my AIM screen name
• 020. Pets: 1 cat, 2 fish
• 021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 1
• 022. Piercings: 3. Left Ear, Tounge, Right Nipple
• 023. Tattoo’s: 1. Sacred Chao on Right Arm
• 024. Shoe size: 10 1/2 Wide
• 025. Righty or lefty: Righty
• 026. Wearing: Shoes, Socks, Black Jeans, Blue Button-up Shirt
• 027. Hearing: Ringing in Ears (A Perfect Circle the other night), Bruce Levine (”turn back on the computer?”)
• 028. Feeling: Was kinda tired, but am starting to wake up a bit.
• 029. Eating/drinking: Nothing, (about to go get some coffee after this call)

Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff

• 061. Have you ever been in love: Yes
• 062. How many people have you said ‘i love you’ to: 3
• 063. How many people have you been in love with: 3 (not the same 3)
• 064. How many people have you kissed: Wow, I really wish I knew. (Damn ’spin the bottle’ at April’s party when I was 16)
• 065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
• 066. How many people have you dated: 8
• 067. What do you look for in a guy/girl: Being able to talk with them well
• 068. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Face
• 069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: The type that can put up with me
• 073. Do you have a crush right now: Sure
• 074. If so who is it: And why should I reveal my hand to you?
• 075. Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes
• 076. Do you remember your first love: Absolutly
• 077. Who is the first person you kissed: Linda Vadnais. (in front of the doors to the GCHS library)
• 078. Do you believe in fate: Yes
• 079. Do you believe in soul mates: Sorta, (I dislike that term)
• 080. If so do you believe you’ll ever find yours: So what? Do I half-answer this one?

~Family Stuff~

• 104. How many siblings do you have: 1 brother
• 105. What are your parents names: David and Kathleen
• 106. What are your siblings names: Andrew
• 107. How many siblings does your mother have: 8
• 108. How many siblings does your father have: 1
• 109. Where are your parents from: Jackson, MI (met in High School)
• 110. Is your family close: My Dad’s side is pretty close, don’t talk to my Mom’s side as much
• 111. Does your family get together for holidays: Yes
• 112. Do you have a drunk uncle: Not really
• 113. Any medical problems run through your family: Heart problems.
• 114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee: No.
• 115. Do you have any nieces or nephews: More than I can count
• 116. Are your parents divorced: Yes (each twice)
• 117. Do you have step parents: Don, Jeff, Michelle, and Eve
• 118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: um… we don’t talk about him.
• 120. Did some of your family come to America from another country: Yes. My Great Grandma Margret came from Poland when she was 8.

Music Stuff

• 121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life: Does this include songs written by me about my life? Some of them are dead on.
• 122. What’s the most embarrasing cd you own: All of my Cd’s are equally embarrassing.
• 123. What’s the best cd you own: I stopped listening to my Cd’s years ago, none of them are that great anymore
• 124. What song do you absolutely hate: Badger, Badger, Badger.
• 125. Do you sing in the shower: Yes
• 126. What song reminds you of that special someone: Different songs for different situations

Favorites

• 152. Color: Blue
• 153. Food: Pizza
• 154. Song: (randomly rotates)
• 155. Show: (currently none, although I tend to get addicted to shows)
• 156. School subject: Math
• 157. Band/singer/artist: Mike Patton
• 159. Outfit: I like that one black shirt I have. (with the white stripes up the side)
• 160. Radio station: 89X
• 161. Movie: (randomly rotates)
• 162. Pair of shoes: The only pair I own
• 163. Cartoon: South Park. Futurama. Family Guy. (various others)
• 164. Actor: (eh…)
• 165. Actress: (eh…)
• 166. Potato chip: Lays. (or Dorritos)
• 167. Drink: Bacardi and Coke.
• 168: Soda: I’m from Michigan. It’s pronounced “Pop”. Cherry Coke.
• 169. Holiday: St. Tibb’s Day
• 170. Perfume/cologne: Gravity
• 171. Pizza topping: Ham, Peperroni, Sausage, Bacon
• 172. Jello flavor: Cherry
• 173. Lunch meat: Ham
• 174. Card Game: Magic: The Gathering, Euchre
• 175. Video game: I don’t play video games, I just watch
• 176. Website: http://www.kronkltd.net/
• 177. Book: The Dune Chronicles by Frank Herbert
• 178. Computer game: Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun,
• 179. Number: 5, 23, 42, 1123
• 180. Cereal: Peanut Butter Captain Crunch
• 181. Comedian: George Carlin
• 182. Dessert: Apple Pie
• 183. Disney character: Genie
• 184. Clothing store: Meijers
• 185. Past time: Sex
• 186. Teacher: Mr. Penske
• 187. Childhood toy: Ding-Bot, toy robot.
• 188. Carnival game/ride: The Gravitron
• 189. Candy bar: Snickers
• 190. Magazine: Discover, Popular Science
• 191. Salad dressing: Rance
• 192. Thing to do on the weekend: Work
• 193. Hot drink: Coffee
• 194. Season: Spring
• 195. Sport to watch: Football
• 196. Person to talk to online: Candice. (talk to the most)

Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits

• 197. What color are your sheets: Blue
• 198. What color are your bedroom walls: White
• 199. Do you have posters on your wall: Yes
• 200. If so of what: Ying-Yang, on door; Periodic Table of Sex, above bed
• 201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom: Yes
• 202. How many pillows are on your bed: like 8 or 9
• 203. What do you normally sleep in: naked
• 204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: I have this pair of flannel pajamas.
• 205. What size bed do you have: Queen
• 206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: Regular mattress
• 207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: No. I have a Cell phone
• 208. —Where did this one go?—
• 209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I can’t remember.
• 210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yes. I have a stuffed rabbit that I’ve had for years.
• 211. How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed: 3
• 212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions: Sometimes
• 213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: No
• 214. Do you snore: Yes
• 215. How about drool: Sometimes
• 216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room: Yes
• 217. What color is the carpet in your room: I’m not good at colors, brownish?
• 218. What’s under your bed: The boogey man.

(stollen from )

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