Post 365
Saturday, January 31st, 2004Remember people… My birthday is May 31st.
Also, anyone out there willing to let me kill and eat you?
Archive for January, 2004
Ok Cupid Test
Saturday, January 31st, 2004The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships–as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite:
- The Billy Goat
- Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
http://devel.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=1&o=3&h=182
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Post 362
Saturday, January 31st, 2004
Your Discordian Totem Animal is Glen The Paranoid Pangolin.
Complete Paranoia IS Total Awareness!!!
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… And for my third post of the day.
Saturday, January 31st, 2004
also…
Iraqi Shower Sign
Saturday, January 31st, 2004
The Army never let’s you have any fun.
Saturday, January 31st, 2004213 things you arn’t allowed to do in the army
So I’m on the phone with what has to be the dumbest person I have ever met. It’s been 56 minutes thus far, all to tring to teach her how to open up her web browser, sign in to the website, and check her mail. Now I’m trying to get her to change her password. The way it’s looking, I’m going to be here for at least another half hour.
You have no idea how hard it is to keep from breaking out laughing while taking to someone on the phone. Thank god for the mute button.
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EDIT(0): SPC Schwarz is my personal hero.
EDIT(1): Final count. 75:05.
Holy Exploding Sperm Whale, Batman!
Thursday, January 29th, 2004And lying somewhere nearby was a bowl of petunias.
I have a country
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004In 8th grade, I promised
Post 356
Sunday, January 25th, 2004
Your Seduction Stye: “Prized Object”
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you’re a challenge that is worth the chase.
You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say “I love you” first - you don’t!
You’re style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany’s … or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor
You’re skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for..
So, like fer sure,
Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
You are Janice.
You dig the groove man, nothing can bum you out.
Too bad you’re too stoned to notice.
- INSTRUMENT: Like, you know, guitar, fer sure.
- LAST BOOK READ: “Finding Your Past Lives on the Web”
- FAVORITE EXPRESSION: “Fer sure, like, fer sure.”
- FAVORITE THINGS: Peace, love and, like, granola, totally.
- NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: Her inner child.
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Life, Love, History, Musings, Issues
Wednesday, January 21st, 2004It’s been a really long time since I’ve sat down and wrote a full length journal entry. Sometimes it feels like
They Stole it from me…
Tuesday, January 20th, 2004And I was the high bidder too…
Sure, I’m game…
Saturday, January 17th, 2004Everyone Add this to your friends list, and take the poll.
Idealism lives with ideas, realism lives with rocks. I get along better with rocks….
Saturday, January 17th, 2004 
You are the stoner rock!
::Which rock personality disorder (from the Zoloft commercial) should you have? (Results contain pictures!)
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Advice for all the love-struck superheros.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2004When the girl you like asks you why you’ve been acting so wierd, and why you just up and abandoned her the other night, and you decide that maybe it’s time to explain to her about your super powers, and afterward she gets all mad at you for making up this big elaborate lie, and starts to walk away… Don’t just stand there watching her walk away while some Emo song kicks in. Try running after her, stopping her, and picking up a truck. That should do the trick.
Who ever said kids shows were repetative?
Wednesday, January 14th, 2004If you’re ever looking for the “sticky tape” just remember: River, Rock, Crocodile Lake.
Computers or Sex?
Monday, January 12th, 2004
Then let me be mighter than this sword
Saturday, January 10th, 2004You are an Ink Pen.
Pens are interesting people.
They are complex and have an individual and unique thought process. They look beyond the ordinary, and people know you for your creativity. You probably like to write, or express your creativness in things such as drama, poetry, writng lyrics, or just pondering. Pens are complex, smart people, who have good potential.
What random object are you? Many detailed outcomes - find out about your personality!
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Thank me later
Saturday, January 10th, 2004My good deed for the day.
Think of it as a How-To (not work safe)
